Thought these were funny things I posted elsewhere.

Yes, you might run into them if you frequent the same places! 

First one will make sense for Mafia Addicts! 

Mafia Stand Up Routine:
Comedian: Hi, it’s good to be here. Any of you ever played that game mafia?
Heckler: He just said he was a mafia!
Comedian: No, no! I’m just talking about the game mafia.
Heckler: Let’s vote him off the stage.
Heckler 2: He sounds guilty and earlier he wasn’t speaking.
Comedian: Of course I wasn’t speaking. A different comedian had the stage.
Heckler 3: He can’t be mafia. Where’s your proof for voting him?
Cop: Listen, I’m the cop, and it’s night one! I’ve checked him and he’s innocent.
Heckler 1: How do we know you’re the cop?
Comedian: Look, I’m just doing a stand up routine! We’re not actually playing.
Heckler 3: Only a mafia would say that.
Cop: I tell you, he’s clean.
Hackler 3: What do you mean, here’s all the evidence we need.
Comedian said at 02:35:
Any of you ever played that game mafia?
That’s a confession!
Hackler 2: Yeah, if you’re a comedian why aren’t you funny?
Night 1 Dabido, an innocent comedian, died on stage.

Next, some Poetry from Jemima’s page:

Yes, I wrote these … the purpose of the game is to write a romantic first line and finish on the most unromantic you can.

Poem One:

My love for you grows true and pure,
Just like a plant that’s been put in manure!

Poem Two:

Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?
I speak Juliet,
With a heart of regret,
I left a note to meet me in the shed.
But in the dark of the night,
When I turned on the light,
Found I’d shagged your mother instead!

Yes, I write poetry for all occasions!  :-)   Must do one of those singing telegrams again soon too! 

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